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PostSubject: uncyclopedia   Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:36 am

This is what I found on uncyclopedia under vehicles in crysis section =D
"Because running around is for old games, not new innovative games like this one, Crysis lets you get into vehicles and drive them. Wow, what a great new idea! It's as if nobody else thought of that 2 and a half years ago. All will be well unless the situation arises that you drive into a leaf of a discernible mass, in which case the vehicle will realistically explode. In case you don't want to take advantage of this awesome feature, or you bailed out just in time like some pathetic coward, you can always run. As this is an innovative and open-ended game you can run really fast. Don't forget to turn on speed mode though! Without it you could take 4 and a half hours to reach your destination, instead of a mere 270 minutes. Talk about time saving!

Koreans also enjoy using vehicles as transport, however they are much less reckless compared to a standard player. In order to avoid grass they carefully navigate large trucks, tanks and Jeeps along roads at approximately 0.01 kilometers every... Hmm, this is a difficult sentence to finish as time follows no identifiable pattern on the island. Night time lasts anything from forever to 5 minutes and day time lasts anytime from forever to 4 and a half years. Anyway back to the Koreans and their careful driving, they make sure to carefully expose the fuel tank of their vehicle so that it can be refilled quickly should the need arise. They also make the tanks out of the thinnest and most flimsy metal they can find so that the width doesn't lower the maximum amount of fuel which can be held. This is all for safety reasons, as if a vehicle runs out of fuel it could concern the driver who could plow it into a blade of grass while distracted. In order to enhance their driving skills the Koreans also put themselves into a powerful trance when driving, so that nothing but their vehicle coming to a stop (or their death) can get their attention. "
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:37 am

and can somebody tell me how to get a sig? mine aint working >.<
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:00 pm

hmm....
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:30 pm

, if you feel like making me a signature (=D) I like that pic and if you could add to that that would be awesome, but if you make a sig for me from scratch or anything I'd love it too.
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:44 pm

Well I got this, anyway lets get back to the topic I "accidently" posted it for (I clicked post new topic not reply) XD. The purpose of this forum now is to find funny stuff on uncyclopedia or anything and post it here =D
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:00 pm

Yeah, i might give it a go if diox doesnt want to.
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:27 am

Yea, give it a shot if you want Eclipse, i have a couple of started ones that i was using when i was making mine if you want something basic to start off.
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:32 am

nah I dont feel like it atm, you can have this one....... even if you dont want it!


Bwahahahaha Razz
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:00 am

Alright, Sean i have a basic image for you, if you want different fonts just tell me which ones they are, the colors can all be changed and i'll add any pictures that you want, all you have to do is find them and give me the links.
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:30 am

that is pretty fucking sick dioxyde
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:42 am

Thnx man, i could probably do one for you to if you want?
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:26 am

Holy crap!!! That is friggin awesome dioxyde! Mate, you gotta teach me how to do all that crap lol.
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:31 am

Could you use the text I used in mine? Go to www.cooltext.com and click a type whatever you want, I used Simple for mine, then when you go into the next part select the text type it is and then look under games and it's unreal tournament.
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:52 am

Alright, the text is done, any other pics you want added?
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:04 am

Nope, thanks heaps Diox
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PostSubject: Re: uncyclopedia   Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:13 am

Not a problem man
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